*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
hello everyone and welcome to a very painful masterpost of all the best zarry moments aka the cause of my death
well there’s too many to even count so let’s get started shall we?
*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*
i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian
That morning after pulling an all-nighter: